What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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You Only Live Twice

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

Why do flat earthers delete their answers after being proven wrong? Are they just being ignorant and arrogant?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Octopussy

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?